A cool Review

Hello dear animal.
Today i wanna tell you a cool story about a cool review made by a cool guy called DAC.

Actually. I'm nearly finished writing my script. Current status is at about: 75%.

Still need to record some more footage.

After i'm done, i can finally start recordig my voice and record some stuff in front of my camera.

Edit. Fap. And stuff like that and then it's done.

Prepare for a stupid Review about a strange game which name i aint gonna tell you because its a secreeeet. But its made by Krome Games or something like that. The guys who dont know how to write chrome correctly. Hue. Get it?

Alright thats all. Gotta write my english exams now. Baybay bebe

#FluxIsRising

-DAC

Add me if you like!

Hey hey heeeeyyyy...

I just creaed a new LoL account because i want to play on N/A and not shitty EUW.

So i decided i let you know where you can add me.

LoL:
EUW: DS Dysun
N/A: DAC Flux

STEAM:
Furzel3 or Danny i guess.

Skype:
Ufzehlol

And thats all.
Add me wherever you like.
But dont expect shit of me.

Huehue mabubu

Dear Diary.

I hate ChuiPlayz. Because today is his birthday... And not mine...

First he stole my LilyPichu Porn. Then he got birthday. What comes next? He`s gonna die o wa?

Please god. Give him unlucky times :( jk but srsly. Make him suffa.

The end.

Im dead.

LilyPichu Story

Dear Diary,


[14:24P.M.]
today my whole LilyPichu Porn got stolen by ChuiPlayz.

[16:54P.M.]
Seriously... ChuiPlayz... Please give me back my LilyPichu Porn :(

[20:12P.M.]
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, ASSHOLE!!

[1:14A.M.]
I am so lonely without my special Porn :(

So i'm gonna sing you a song, maybe ChuiPlayz will give it back to me then...

LilyPichuuuuuuuuuuu
LILYYYYY PIIICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Best P0rn in life. 

The End.

And now let's wait and see what happens.

[5:781A.M.]
I am dead. 


The End

Speedruns! BATTLE ME

Greeting boys and girls.

Ever wanted to challenge someone? Now is your chance.
I'll do some just4fun speedruns. And if you wanna join then.. Well.. Join. XD

How to join:
Send me a PM on youtube named "Speedrun Battle Request"
Write inside that PM the name of the game. Thats all.
Record your speedrun and send it to me via PM link.
I'll add it to my speedrun and make a splitscreen Video out of it so people can compare both runs.

Rules for pretty much every run:
-no cheats
-no speed-up in an emulator
-dont manipulate your video by speeding it up or cutting something out
-use WSplit to record your time and your PAR time for single chapters/worlds

Quick example:
In super meat boy:
Create for every CHAPTER a new segment.
And for every bossfight too.
The run starts right when you press START.
Pls only send videos without comments and pretty much un-edited. Just render or compress them so the file wont be too big.

-emulators are only for some games allowed
-no 3rd party programs which manipulate your game/gameplay
-Provocated Bugs or Glitches are NOT allowed. Why? Because i want a clear pure run. Nothing else.
-your run will be rated at the end
-no savegames
-no savestats
-it must be a clesr and new run
-respect the % runs
Sometimes im gonna make a any% run sometimes a 100% run and so on. Respect that otherwise youre gonna be DQed and your run doesnt count compared to mine.

Rating system:
-single segment PAR time
-whole time
-complete rating of the whole run (for example - for used glitches. No matter what kind of glitch or bug)

You'll get a +/- quote compared to my run.

Viewer can rate too. 10/10 points aviable.
Categories:
-Whole run (which one was better in their opinion)
-overall skill
-bonus points

Dont wanna battle me in that kind of way? No problem. You can also do it like that if you like:
I make a speedrun.
You watch it and make a better or worse one.
Upload it to youtube.
Send me the link and i'll watch it.

That's all. So... Well. Yea... If you want to battle me then do so. If you dont want to then dont do it. The end.

Have a nice night folks :)

Day 3

Dear Diary,

Today i died. Why? Hell i don't even know. My beloved bandage girl got stolen from me. This assfuck fetus took her und escaped. I tried to hunt him down the tutorial, but he escaped.

Later this day i finally found him. Bandage girl bound on lil' slugger. Fetus activated lil slugger and hunted me down. I managed to escape and let him run against a wall. When i tried to reach bandage girl and free her, he escaped again.

A few days later after i managed to get pass the insane hospital with all those syrings and shit. After i got pass the salt factory with all its bathsalt stuff. Cloud9. I reached Hell. Literally i reached hell.

At this point i stopped and said to myself "fuck her. Shes not worth it. I wont go through hell just to get her back..." but i did...

After i went through the other worlds which names i forgot, i finally reached the end... Get it? With some epic music i had to proof what i learned and use every step wisely.

I defeated dr. Fetus and flee with bandage girl on my back.

The End (?)

My meatboy got stolen. I tried to find him but i think dr. Fetus is behind all this again. I looked for him in every single level he had to go through but i couldnt find him. Suddenly... A new world appeared named cotton alley. I'll find you ma meatboiii.

Blades. Chainsaws and all that crazy stuff. This world is full of deadly shit. I never managed to get through this pain. I'll never find my meatboy ever again... Im sorry meatboy... but you SUCK ASSHOLE BITCH!!!

So i left the cotton alley. Went to the main menu. And killed meatboy by clicking on shutdown. The end.

Script: Danny
Music: Amnesia
VisualFX: Unreal Engine
Steam: made by Danny
Asshole: Meatboy
Dr. FETUS is: gay

Byebye the end.

Day 2

Dear Diary.

Today i woke up drunk in a hotel. There were many strange noises.
I went out to see what happened. A couple jumped out the window and killed themselves. I knew i gotta get out of that shit. So i ran to the elevator, opened it and climbed inside of it. Suddenly the elevator crashed down. The door opened and i swear by God i saw the hell.

Undead people walking around. They tried to attack me. But then the elevator crashed again. A guy starting talking to me over a speaker. He gave me objectives. First i gotta get the hell out of the elevator and then run to the storage room to get hold of a weapon. But sadly... I failed when i got chased to the storage room by more of those bastard monsters.

I woke up in a beach house. People talking random stuff. I heard that the guy who saved my ass, is getting attacked outside. No one of those bloody bastards wanted to help him. Even tho they knew theyre gonna die if he should die.

I grabbed a paddle and ran out. First i got beaten by a fat zombie smacking my face. But i got up quickly and killed all of those assholes.

Later the guy called Sinamoi gave me some objectives. Getting the ID card. Clearing the way to the lifeguard tower. And so on. All because i am one of three other people who are immune against this "virus" thingy.

By the way: I am the black gangster rapper one hit wonder bitch. Some hours later after i helped those poor bitchez inside the lighthouse, i went back to the hotel and got a giant car. With it i broke through a blocked wall in a tunnel. I finally reached thankfully the city. Its shit here. Many dead people and no chance to drive a freakin car because too many barricades.

Someone told me my journey is gonna take me throuh a jungle... But then i stopped playing Dead Island. Becuase i hate jungles except of the jungles with the zombie monkeys hue.

The End. I DIED!!!

LILYPICHU I LOVE UU!!!!!!

Day 1

Dear Diary.

Today i died.

Just kidding haha GOTYAAAAA.
I am trapped. I wandered around the arctic and then i found an old empty mine. I fell into the mine because i tried to find a secure place against the warm clima of the seals living there. I am trapped and it seems like there is no way out. I got a letter from my daddy saying he IS actually still alive. I was on a search for him in the arctic before all this happened. I found a diary from someone who got trapped too. 40 years ago. Seems like he is still alive. He cut out his tounge because he ate toxic spiders. Before i could ask him if there is a way out he broke his door and made a small tunnel and escaped.

Later this day (i think) i found a radio. Got a transmission. A guy called "Red" helped me to get pass some obsteclsdseses.

Later this day again he burned himself. Or... He let me burn HIM to death. I accquiered a key from his ashes.

Before i was able to escape a zombie attacked me.

I got jaild in a prisoner cell. When i got out the thing hunted me.

I think i wont survive this mine. I mean bunker... I... I mean... Laboratory?

When i woke up i recognized i played too much Penumbra Overture and Black Plague.

To all people who read this. Check out my german Lets Play Channel called DannyBoyGameplay.
The videos will be uploaded there soon ;D

Want more of this? Help me surviving this mine thing. And youll get more of my diary. Or well.. At least some of my fresh diarreah xD

The End

SINCERLY
-Danny

Blogger on Android

I officialy got blogger now on my android phone. So... I can tell you my dirty secrets even if im not at home. Yessssss THATS WHAT WE ALL WANTEDDDDD!!!!

Can't sleep again...

Well. Here I am again. Sitting at 2:34AM in front of my PC again, writing this blog.

This time it's not my insomnia who blocks my sleeping rythm. It's something more complicated. And i thought... well... I can't sleep right now... I'm feeling bad, why not crying the hell out of me in a blog again?

So. I was chased my some disturbing scenes i saw in some movies and animes a few years ago.
I normally like gore in Movies or Horror Scenes, but i always knew they're gonna hunt me down someday. And here we go again. For the 1000th time now i'm getting haunted by those scenes.
Those thoughts. Those feelings. Those everything. 

I am talking about Corpse Party: tortured souls. Not the game. I am talking about the OVA i saw about a year ago on proxer.me.
I just can't delete this scenes out of my head where this person his tounge gets cut out with a scissor...
god damnit. This hunts me down so bad.

Saw. The scene where her eyes get squished by those pipes in SAW 3D.

 A serbian film. The Human centipede 2. Basically every crap movie what is out there is haunting me.

Every horrific scene i saw, every gory stuff i saw, every shit i saw.

Everything hunts me down, chasing me, stealing my sleep and torturing me by just remembering those scenes. Everytime i close my eyes i see them. Clear. Even more clear than FullHD.
Thank god i never mistakly watched a snuff film. Otherwise i wouldn't EVER sleep in my life.

I know all those movies are fake, but this doesn't change anything about the fact that those scenes were just horrifying. Normally when i see such movies i'm for the first second like "o.o" and then i'm like always with my poker face on my... well... face... like "°u°"
And then the horror comes. It chases me after YEARS. I see scenes in my head of movies i watched a few years ago. Movies i watched when i was about 12 or something. 

Why? Just why do they appear? Why do i see them when i close my eyes always?

Why do they torture me so much so i can't sleep?

I don't get it... well... and now to the main point i'm aiming for.

You are all live with me. I'll never watch a horror/splatter movie again, never gonna play brutal games ever again, never gonna swear in my life. AND because i can't be happy, let me at least try to make YOU happy. Give me a chance. I'll try my best.

Stay tuned, i'll make some Comedy Videos soon :)

Have a nice day.









And as always: DATE ME LILYPICHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAYUMMM!!!!

School = yes, Sleep = no.

God damnit. I got School today. And as everyone should know (if you don't then you'll know after reading this nonsense Blog :D) I got Insomnia.
And instead of going to bed now, and at least TRYING to sleep, i'm sitting in front of my PC, writing Anime Reviews, Playing Videogames, Thinking of Video Ideas for my Youtube Channel...
Even though i know tomorrow... or... today will be a pretty long, hard and exhausting day in school.
I'm close to my final tests to get my exam. I wonder how i think i'm gonna manage visiting every test if i just can't sleep?
BTW: if i should miss a test or doesn't visit it, i'll have to do the whole year again. 
So... i guess i shouldn't fall ill or sleep more than often, so i'm not tired and can write the tests.

I don't really worry about the tests itself, i'm just a bit worried failing it because of my Insonmia.
BTW again: If i can't sleep, because of Insomnia, i'll normally fall asleep at 5am. And that's god damn bad. Because my tests/school starts at 7am and i know me. I know how my body works. 5am falling asleep, waking up at 0. ALWAYS. THIS HAPPENES ALWAYSSSSS. 

Well.. i don't really know why the freakin' nuts i'm writing this nonesense here again.
But it's kinda fun. Gotta admit, when the clock hits 0, i always get pervy and talk/write A LOT.

I could write a whole Book or even two while i'm awake at this time.
Well... but i'm too lazy.

Anyways. To everyone who reads this.
Wish me luck.

And good night :)

I had a dream...

I had a dream... in my dream i was on a date with lilypichu.
We had a fun time, ate something, talked and laughed, and then right when she was about to give me a good-evening-kiss, i woke up and ran like satan to my toilet because i drank too much water before going to bed. Does that mean something?

Well... anyways... i were so sad... because i know it was just a dream, and it's never gonna come true. That's why i drank too much alcohol and puked all over my place.

And after writing all those beautiful words, i recognized i'm just randomly typing words in this blog so i can finally link it to my channel :D










By the way. I really wish LilyPichu would go on a date with me :(

The End of Chapter 7.